so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I need to sanitize my soul.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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