please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
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i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
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Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize