U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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