This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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