:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
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