How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
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I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
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He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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