I'm really into asian looking animals
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
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We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
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Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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