i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
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She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
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dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
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Have fun and good luck.
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