I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
You've changed since you got that strap on
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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