Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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