Sry I called you an 8
I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
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