This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I have already put on my inside pants.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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