Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
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Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
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Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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