Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
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Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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