it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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