he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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