guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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