I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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