hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
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Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
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She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
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You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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