It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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