Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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