nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
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Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
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I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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