Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
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Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
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Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
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