Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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