We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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