Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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