Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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