it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
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