susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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