Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
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Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
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She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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