A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
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My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
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Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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