wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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