so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
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