Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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