I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
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My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
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I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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