Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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