um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Come see our sink grown plant.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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