This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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