Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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