I need to stop coming to work sober
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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