Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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