She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Randomize
