i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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