I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
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