none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
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