Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
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Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
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It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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