I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
A+ Viking dick
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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