i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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