So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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