I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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