why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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