Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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