Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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