nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
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I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
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Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
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